Translation of "«Линк" in English

"Link!" "What happened?" "You are my son!" "Great!"

"Enough, Link. We must get shitfaced." "Great! I'll grab the booze."

"It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon." "Why Link?" "It is written here!" "Who wrote it?" "That is of no concern of yours."

"It is written only Link can defeat Ganon, and Link is in space!" "Wait... we're going to be attacked by the evil forces of Ganon?" "Now you finally get it."

Sorry Link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... mmm... richer!

"Link? What's wrong with you?" "You've got no boobies!" "Stop looking at my boobies!" "What boobies?" "Father!"

"Oops! Sorry the castle exploded. I was using my magic fireworks." "Be more careful next time, Link."

"Hey, Zelda! What's up? "Nothing, Link." "You sure? I think you wanna kiss, huh?" "I think not."

"Father! What happened?" "I saved Hyrule from Ganon's pit!" "Well done, Your Majesty... but father, what about Link?"

"It is written: Link can only defeat Ganon by wearing pink." (He waves the magic wand.) "Cool! How do I look now?" "You look like a queer." "Great!"

"His Majesty... I must go and see what happened! ...Your Majesty, what has happened?" "Link kissed me!" "Of course he kissed you, you're his hero!"

"Gee, it sure is boring around here." "Link!" "I'm back." "Where did you go?!" "He must've gone to the island of Delphino, Your Majesty." "...My boy, you're in HUGE trouble."

"Gee, it sure is boring—" "Oh, for Pete's sake, go do something before I hurt you." "But—" "Now!" "But Zelda—" "You better move fast." "Fine. I'll go—" "Shut up!" "You shut up first!" "Guess again!" "Oh please, Your Highness—" "Alright. Bye, Link." "Where are you going?" "Gamelon. See you in only a whole month. And, Link?" "'Sup?" "I love you." "I know." "Heh."

"Link, where is the pizza I saved for dinner?" "Yeah, like you need more to eat, you fat old King!" "What did you say?!" "I said you're a glutton!" "I'm warning you, boy, stop talking to me like that!"

"Link, I need you." "Finally! I'll take off my clothes!" "Not in that sense, silly. Today is Father's birthday!" "The King has a birthday?!" "Yes. You'll be in charge of the decorations and I'll invite the guests!"

I wake up in the morning wondering what's for dinner. I call out to my boy, I say "Link, get in here! I'm hungry and I want to get something to eat — and hurry, 'cause I'm about to run out of weed."

"Link!" "'Sup?" "King Harkinian has died." "..." "What did you say, I died?!" "...You died." "You dorkface! I'm here talking to you!" "...No." "What about Ganon?" "He died as well! A-ah!" "You runt! You haven't seen the last of me yet!"

"Link!" "Huh?" "Go to Gamelon." "What?" "Take my ship and go to Gamelon." "Why?" "Because, my boy, you are expendable." "No! Screw that." "Go to Gamelon, will you?" "No!" "Damn." "...Fa—" "Zelda, go to Gamelon." "...Alright."

"Hey! That old guy woke up." "Where am I?" "In Hyrule. You were in a coma." "How long?" "A month." "I see. What happened during the time I—" "Enough! I'm going to Subway for dinner." "Yeah, we're going — Link, are you going too?" "Yeah. I'm so hungry I could eat a dinosaur!"

"...That's why I require your services. Help me, Phoenix Wright! You are my only hope." "Are you sure you have a valid case?" "Yes. Link is living the good life." "Don't worry. We'll have this case settled very soon." "Do not be so sure. I know the prosecutor." "Could a young warrior from another land know any good prosecutors, I wonder? ...Who's prosecuting?" "Miles Edgeworth."

"Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to send Link to aid him." "No way." "My boy, you're going to Gamelon." "No! I won't go there." "What the hell? You do what I say!" "Screw you, King! I'm on strike." "Strike?! Link, you sack of shit, you can't be on strike!" "I sure can, butthead!" "Enough! Fari, take him away." "Yes, my liege!"

"Gee, it sure is boring around here." "My boy, this peace is what all—" "Here I come! Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai." "Hmm. How can we—" "It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon." "So how can we—" "Great! I'll grab my sword!" "There is no sword." "Huh?" "There is no sword!" "..." "Here is a skull axe." "No." "How about an oh-my-goodness spear?" "No." "How about smoke bombs?" "No." "Well damn, how about this pistol?" "Yeah!"

"Father!" "Hey, Zelda!" "Hey, King!" "Hey, Link!" "Your Majesty, I missed your beautiful moustache." "Hey, purple turban guy." "...Do you even remember who I am?" "Yes! ...Oh hell, I forgot." "How could you forget my face? It looks so funny! See?" "I was in California for a month and I was too distracted by all the orgies and weed and delicious dinner to think about you." "Of course you forget me... As it is written: screw you, I'm out of here!" "Oh, he was a bore anyway."